Hey, listen up, I got some things to say about this NASCAR thing in 2018. Ya know, the races? Those fast cars goin’ ’round and ’round. So, this 2018 thing, it had a schedule, like when they’s gonna race. Gotta keep track of that, don’t wanna miss it.
Now, they got this Cup Racing Championship. Big deal, I reckon. Lots of fellas drivin’ fast, tryin’ to win. You gotta mark your calendar, see? Know when to turn on the TV or go see it in person, if you’re one of them fancy folks.
- They race all over, different places. Not just the same ol’ track every time. Keeps it interestin’, I suppose.
- And there’s teams, groups of fellas workin’ together. They got names, but I can’t remember ’em all. Too many.
So, you wanna watch this NASCAR in 2018, you gotta find that schedule. Where they gonna race, what day, what time. Put it on your fridge or somethin’. Don’t wanna forget and miss the whole thing.
They got lots of races, seems like. One after another. Fast cars, loud noises. Some folks like that kinda thing. Me, I’d rather sit on the porch and watch the chickens scratch in the dirt, but to each their own, I always say.
These fellas drivin’ the cars, they gotta be somethin’ special. Risking their necks, goin’ so fast. Not for me, no sir. I like my feet planted firmly on the ground.
But, like I said, gotta keep track of that schedule. Wouldn’t wanna miss the big race, the championship one. All them fellas racin’ for the prize. Who’s gonna win? Gotta watch to find out.
Keep track, that’s the important thing. Don’t wanna be left in the dust, not knowin’ who won or what happened. Gotta stay informed, they say.

So, find that schedule, write it down, remember it. NASCAR 2018, big racin’ year. Lots of excitement, lots of speed. And maybe, just maybe, a little bit of fun for folks who like that sort of thing.
Now, I’m gonna go back to watchin’ them chickens. They’re more my speed, ya know? But you, you go find that NASCAR schedule. Don’t miss a thing.
Tags: NASCAR, 2018, Schedule, Cup Racing Championship, Teams