Alright, so you wanna know about this, uh, North Koval Zone hospitality thingy for the F1, right? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, though. I just tell it like it is.
So, this North Koval Zone, sounds like a place where them rich folks go to watch the racin’ cars. You know, the ones that go zoom-zoom really fast? Yeah, them. They got this fancy thing they call “hospitality.” Hospitality, sounds like somethin’ from the hospital, but it ain’t. It just means they treat you real good, give you food and drinks, and a nice place to sit.
Now, from what I hear, this ain’t no ordinary sittin’ spot. We ain’t talkin’ about no bleachers, you hear? This is the good stuff. They got places called “Paddock Club” and “Skybox.” Sounds high-falutin’, don’t it? Paddock Club, that’s where the big shots go. They get the best views, the best food, all the fancy drinks you can imagine. Wine, beer, that bubbly stuff… Ferrari what’s-it-called? Yeah, they got that too. And they feed ya good, real good. Gourmet food, they call it. Little bitty bites, but I bet they taste mighty fine.
- Paddock Club: Real fancy, best views, all the food and drinks you want. Costs a pretty penny, I tell ya.
- Skybox: Another fancy place, high up so you can see everything. Second year they’re doin’ this, so it must be good.
- Grandstands: Now, these are more like regular seats, but still good ones. Ascari Grandstands, Grandstands 18, 19, and 20, they say those are the best. You can see the cars real good when they go around turns 9 and 10. Close to the start and finish too!
This hospitality stuff, it ain’t cheap. I heard tell it costs thousands of dollars! Thousands! Can you believe that? Shoot, that’s more money than I see in a year. But I guess if you got the money, it’s a nice way to watch the race. You get treated like a king, or a queen, I guess. They even got people there just to wait on you, bring you whatever you want. Must be nice.
Now, they also got this “shared hospitality space,” that’s new this year. I reckon that means you don’t get your own private box, but you still get the good food and drinks, and a nice place to watch. Maybe a little cheaper than the Paddock Club, but still gonna cost ya. And they got these things called “F1 Experiences Hospitality Ticket Packages”. Sounds like a whole bunch of stuff bundled together. If you wanna know more, you gotta fill out a form and talk to some sales fella. They’ll try to sell ya the whole shebang, you betcha.
The North Koval Straight, that’s where they say you can see the cars go the fastest. So, if you’re in the North Koval Zone, you’re right in the middle of the action. You’ll see them cars whizzin’ by, hear the engines roarin’. It’s gotta be somethin’ to see, even if you don’t know nothin’ about racin’. And they got the whole Las Vegas skyline in the background. Pretty lights, fancy buildin’s, the whole works.
And if you’re bringin’ a whole bunch of folks, like 11 or more, they got special deals for you, I think. Gotta call ’em up and ask though. They also have some places where you just walk around, no seats. That’s the “General Admission” they talk about. South Koval Zone got that, by some beer company. But that ain’t the fancy stuff, you know? That’s for the regular folks.
So, that’s the lowdown on this North Koval Zone hospitality thing. It’s fancy, it’s expensive, and it’s for folks who wanna watch the racin’ cars in style. Me? I’ll stick to watchin’ it on TV. It’s cheaper and I can sit on my own couch. But hey, if you got the money, go for it. Just don’t forget where you heard it from, even if it ain’t from no fancy expert. Just a plain old woman tellin’ ya what she heard.
And one more thing, if you want the good seats, you gotta get ’em fast. They sell out quick, you know. All them rich folks snatch ’em up right away. So, if you wanna go, start savin’ your pennies now!
Tags: [F1, Las Vegas Grand Prix, Hospitality, Paddock Club, Skybox, North Koval Zone, F1 Experiences]
