This here, it’s about tennis, you know, that game with the rackets and the little ball. I got a dout, yeah, a big one, about this whole tennis thing. See, I heard some folks talking ’bout it, and it got me thinking, is it hard? Is it fun? Can anybody just pick up a racket and start playing?
Tennis, What’s the Deal?
They say tennis is good for you, keeps you moving and all that. Keeps the weight off, they say. You burn them calories and get your metabolism going, whatever that means. Just gotta eat right too, I reckon. But I got this dout. Is it for old folks like me? Well, they say it don’t matter how old you are. So, maybe there’s hope for me yet!

- You gotta have a racket, that’s for sure.
- And a ball, a fuzzy one.
- And a net, to hit the ball over.
- And a court, that’s the place where you play.
Now, they say you gotta learn some things. Like how to hold that racket, and how to hit that ball. They call it forehand and backhand. Sounds complicated, but I guess it ain’t rocket science.
Hitting that Ball
This forehand thing, I think it’s when you hit the ball on the same side as your hand that’s holding the racket. And this backhand, it’s the other way around. You gotta twist your body, I think. It don’t look easy, but I reckon I could give it a try.
And then there’s this thing called serving. You gotta throw the ball up in the air and hit it over the net. They say you gotta stand behind that line, the baseline, they call it. And you gotta hit it inside that box on the other side of the net. If I’m playing tennis for beginners, I’m gonna need some practice with that.
The Rules and Stuff
They got rules, too, lots of ’em. Something about scoring, and winning sets, and winning matches. You need to win two sets to win a match. Some matches, you gotta win three sets. They say some people can tell you what to do during the game when you rest. But not always! It’s only when you rest for a longer time, I think it was 3 minutes or 10 minutes. They say it’s called coaching.
And you gotta stand on the other side of the net from the other person. And you can’t just hit the ball anywhere. It’s gotta land in that court, that special place marked out with lines. If you want to play tennis, you gotta know this stuff.

This tennis game, it sounds like a lot of running around, to me. I heard that you gotta move your feet a certain way, too. They call it footwork. You gotta be quick, I guess, to get to that ball in time. Then there is this thing called split-step. I think they say it helps you get ready to move to the ball when it is coming.
Getting Started with Tennis
I reckon the first thing you need is a racket. They say there’s different kinds, for different people. Big ones, small ones. I don’t know which one I’d need. And then there are these balls, they’re all fuzzy and yellow. You can’t use any old ball, it’s gotta be a tennis ball, they say.
Then you need a place to play, a court. I seen ’em on TV, they’re all green and they got lines all over ’em. I guess you gotta find one of them to play on. Maybe there’s one around here somewhere.
Maybe you can get someone to teach you, a coach, they call ’em. Someone who knows all about this tennis stuff, and can show you how to hit the ball and all that. I think I’d need one of them if I wanted to learn how to play.
Is Tennis for Everyone?
They say anyone can play tennis, young or old. They say it’s good for you, keeps you healthy. I don’t know, maybe it’s true. Maybe this old lady can learn to play tennis. It might be fun, running around, hitting that ball. Maybe I should give it a try.

It does sound like a lot to learn, though. All them rules, and the way you gotta hit the ball, and the running around. But maybe it ain’t as hard as it sounds. Maybe it’s like anything else, you just gotta practice.
Well, this old lady’s got a lot to think about. This tennis thing, it’s got me curious. Maybe I’ll go down to that park and watch them folks play. Maybe I’ll even ask ’em if I can try hitting that ball. Who knows, maybe I’ll be a tennis player yet!
I still got that dout, though. Can an old lady like me really learn to play tennis? Well, I guess there’s only one way to find out. I gotta give it a try. Maybe this dout will go away once I get out there on that court. And even if I’m no good at it, at least I’ll have some fun, right?