Well, let’s talk about washin’ them boxin’ thingies, you know, the ones you punch with. Can you just throw ‘em in the washer like your dirty socks? Hmmm, that’s what we’re gonna figure out today. Folks keep askin’ about it, so let’s get to the bottom of this.
Now, some say you absolutely cannot put them boxin’ gloves in the washin’ machine. They say it’ll ruin ‘em, make ‘em all tore up and useless. They say the washer’s too rough, spinnin’ and beatin’ like a crazy chicken, and it’ll mess up the insides of them gloves. And you know, good gloves ain’t cheap, so you don’t wanna go messin’ ‘em up.

But then, you hear other folks sayin’ it’s okay, you can wash ‘em in the machine. They say, just be careful, don’t use hot water, and maybe put ‘em in a bag or somethin’ so they don’t get beat up too bad. So, who’s right? It’s all a bit confusing, ain’t it?
Well, from what I gather, most folks who know about these things, the ones who box and train and all that, they say it’s best not to use the washer. They say that washin’ machine, it’s just too darn rough. It’ll make them gloves fall apart faster than a scarecrow in a tornado. The leather or whatever they’re made of, it’ll get all dried out and cracked, and the stuffin’ inside will get all lumpy and weird.
- Think about it, them gloves are made to take a punchin’, not a whippin’ in a washin’ machine.
- It’s like takin’ a good pair of boots and throwin’ ‘em in with your towels. Just ain’t right.
- You gotta treat them gloves gentle, like you would a newborn baby, or a prize-winning pumpkin.
Okay, so if you can’t use the washin’ machine, what then? How do you get them sweaty, stinky gloves clean? Well, there’s ways, good ways, that won’t tear up your gloves. You gotta do it by hand, see? Like the old days, before all these fancy machines.
First off, after you’re done boxin’, or whatever you do with them gloves, wipe ‘em down. Get a damp cloth and wipe off all the sweat and grime. Don’t just let it sit there and stink. Then, you can use a little bit of soap, mild soap, mind you, not that strong stuff you use on the pots and pans. Wipe ‘em down again, get ‘em all clean.
And here’s somethin’ important: dry ‘em good. Don’t just leave ‘em in your bag to get all moldy and smelly. Stick some newspaper or paper towels inside to soak up the moisture. Or you can hang ‘em up to dry, but not in the sun, that’ll just make ‘em all stiff and crackly. Let ‘em dry slow and easy.

Now, some folks say you can use baby wipes, the kind you use on a baby’s bottom. And you know what? That ain’t a bad idea. They’re gentle and they smell good. Just wipe them gloves down with a baby wipe, inside and out, and you’re good to go.
If them gloves are extra stinky, you can try puttin’ some baking soda inside ‘em. Baking soda soaks up smells, you know, like when you put it in the fridge. Just sprinkle a little bit inside them gloves, let it sit for a while, and then shake it out. It’ll help get rid of that nasty smell.
And here’s another thing, if you use them gloves a lot, you might wanna get some glove deodorizers. They’re like little bags of stuff that you stick inside the gloves, and they soak up moisture and smell. You can find ‘em online, or at the sports store, I reckon.
So, to sum it all up, can you put boxin’ gloves in the washer? Well, the answer ain’t a simple yes or no. It’s more like, you can, but you probably shouldn’t. It’s just too risky. You might ruin them gloves, and then you’ll be out a bunch of money, and you won’t have nothin’ to punch with. It’s better to be safe than sorry, and just clean ‘em by hand. It takes a little longer, but it’s worth it in the long run. Your gloves will last longer, and they won’t smell like a dead skunk.
Remember, takin’ care of your gear is important. Whether it’s gloves, boots, or whatever else you use, you gotta treat it right. If you do, it’ll last longer, and it’ll work better. And that’s just common sense, ain’t it?
