Alright, let me tell ya ’bout them noisy football places, the ones the fellas on TV are always yappin’ about. Loudest NFL stadiums, they call ’em. Don’t know nothin’ ’bout no fancy decibels or whatnots, but I know loud when I hear it! So, here’s what I reckon are the top 5 loudest, based on what I hear tell and see on that there picture box.
1. Kansas City Chiefs – Arrowhead Stadium

Them Chiefs fans, they somethin’ else! Always hollerin’ and cheerin’. Heard tell that place, Arrowhead they call it, is like a big ol’ echo chamber. The sound just bounces around and gets louder and louder. Them folks there, they love their football and they ain’t shy about lettin’ everyone know it. It’s like a big ol’ party, but everyone’s screamin’ instead of singin’. They say it gets so loud, the ground shakes. Can ya believe that? Shakin’ the ground with just yellin’! I tell ya, those fellas on the field must have a time hearin’ themselves think.
2. Seattle Seahawks – Lumen Field
Now, them Seahawks fans, they got a reputation too. That Lumen Field, it’s got somethin’ to do with the way it’s built, I guess. Keeps all the noise in, like a big pot with a lid on. And them fans, they call themselves the “12th Man,” like they’re part of the team. They get to stompin’ and yellin’, and it just gets wild. Heard they even got a special way of cheerin’ that makes it even louder. Don’t ask me what it is, sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but it sure works! I’ve heard it on TV; those fellas yell like the devil himself is chasin’ them! They say it’s so loud there they cause small earthquakes. Earthquakes, I tell ya! That’s a lot of hollerin’.
- They got that “12th Man” thing goin’ on.
- The stadium’s built special to keep the noise in.
- Them folks get real worked up durin’ games.
3. Green Bay Packers – Lambeau Field
Lambeau Field, that’s the one up in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Cold up there, but them fans don’t care. They pack that place, snow or shine. Now, I hear tell they got some fancy speakers or somethin’ in that stadium. Makes the sound even bigger, they say. But even without them speakers, them Packers fans are loud all on their own. Been rootin’ for that team for ages, generations even. That kind of loyalty, it makes for some serious noise. They love their cheese and their football, and they ain’t afraid to show it. This place, it ain’t just loud, it’s got history too. Been around longer than I have, I betcha. And all that history, all them years of cheerin’, it adds somethin’ extra to the noise, I tell ya.

4. New Orleans Saints – Caesars Superdome
Down in New Orleans, they got the Saints, and that Superdome place. It’s a big ol’ dome, and when them fans get goin’, the sound just bounces around and gets louder and louder. They love their Saints down there, and they celebrate everything big. And when the Saints are doin’ good, that Superdome gets rockin’. Them fans get to jumpin’ and dancin’ and yellin’. It’s a whole different kind of loud, more like a party than a fight, but it’s loud all the same. They got that music down there too, all that jazz and what not, and that adds somethin’ to the atmosphere, makes the cheerin’ even wilder. They bring the party to the game, and that’s for sure. I’ve heard tell that the Superdome’s got a special sound of its own. Not just loud, but kind of… joyful? If yellin’ can be joyful, I guess.
5. Pittsburgh Steelers – Acrisure Stadium
Last but not least, them Steelers fans over in Pittsburgh. That Acrisure Stadium, it’s got a reputation too. Them Steelers fans, they’re a tough bunch, and they cheer loud and hard. They wave them yellow towels around and get to yellin’ “Here we go Steelers, Here we go!” It’s like a war cry, I tell ya. They’re proud of their team and their city, and they let everyone know it. They ain’t afraid to get loud and rowdy. Heard that when the whole stadium gets goin’ with that towel thing and the yellin’, it can be deafening. They say it’s intimidating for the other team, and I believe it. I wouldn’t want to be on the other side of that noise, that’s for sure.
So there ya have it, my take on them loudest football stadiums. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I know what I hear. And what I hear is a whole lotta noise comin’ from them places. Them fans, they’re passionate and they’re loud, and that’s what makes football so excitin’, I reckon. They love their teams, and they’re gonna let the whole world know it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go turn down that TV, them folks are gettin’ too loud, even for me!